The Nigeria scams riled up one person enough to write a parody spam.
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HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
DEAR SIR / MADAM,
1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the work involved.
2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.
4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.Top Ten Things the Apostle Paul would have done if he had a pc:
10. Download MP3’s of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys.
9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh.
8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software.
7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem".
6. Book boat tickets using Priceline.com
5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem.
4. Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator
3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues.
2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot".
1. Add Spam to list of cardinal sins.
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